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GOCB and his good lady, Mrs (Not-so-)GOCB would like to thank all
their valued and loyal customers for a bumper year of success.

Our book - and your positive feedback - is overflowing!

The wooden hovel now has hot and cold running sawdust, there is nice
deep AXE-Minster shavings on the floor and we've nearly saved enough to buy some soap.
Of course, had to throw the TV out to make room for more wood,
but hey, it stopped us watching the football!

The down side to this is that to avoid disappointment, we are not taking
Internet Orders on some items for now.
This situation will return to normal soon - please bear with us!

Until we remove this notification, please feel free to E-mail us to see
if we can squeeze in something, or if an order has been changed - we may
be able to help, we just can't guarantee it!

Thanks to everyone, in all seriousness, from the very Heart(wood) of GOCB HQ!"